Nick Helm

There Is Nothing You Can Do To Me That I Haven’t Already Done To Myself

Sunday 6th May, 2018

9:00 pm | 60 mins

£ 15

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There Is Nothing You Can Do To Me That I Haven’t Already Done To Myself

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This show is from a previous year's festival

Stop fearing the worst. It’s already happened. So instead of crying about it, why not crawl out of your homemade nuclear fallout shelters and bear witness to Living Legend and National Treasure in waiting Nick Helm as he delivers some home truths about life, love and how not to be a dick.

This is a call to arms to anyone that feels hard done by and short-changed by this ugly new world. It’s time to take ownership and rise from the ashes as we learn to believe in ourselves again. For one night in your pathetic lives, let’s believe in a better world. Let’s believe in Nick Helm.

’Genuinely exciting.’ ★★★★★ The Telegraph

’A genuinely unique comedy brain.’ The Guardian

’A potent mix of soft-voiced fragility and visceral showmanship. An exciting comic presence.’ The Times

’Utterly exhilarating.’ Time Out ★★★★

’Original and beguiling.’ The Sunday Times

’Top tip – the utterly full on Nick Helm.’ ★★★★ The Evening Standard

’Inspired anarchy.’ Scotsman On Sunday

’Leaves the audience on a massive high. This is worth every penny.’ ★★★★½ British Comedy Guide

’Very exciting.’ Daniel Kitson

’Blew my mind.’ Jimmy Carr

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